romancndleheart: thaibrator: hey now ur a rockstar get your great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
morbidfashion: castielofasgard: Please excuse the interruption of our regularly scheduled posting, but I fucking love this site.
hitlervevo: sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland...
supermassivewholockian: that moment during a muse song when you realise it’s not the guitar you’re hearing but it’s actually matt’s voice
teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
Watching a sad movie
sodamnrelatable: At home: At school:
Trying To Be A Rockstar
sodamnrelatable: Expectation: Reality:
I don't care what your gender is, I'm calling you...
sodamnrelatable: You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
Anonymous asked: Are you gay?
LUNGSOD ka ba? Masyado ka kasing Makati eh.
These are probably the scariest things ever →
Warning: NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED Proceed if you dare. HELP THEYRE COMING OUT TO GET ME OMG